Tim Dorsey takes a bride.
FPH has come into possession of a rare and strange device: BONGZILLA, a pole mounted six tube funnel, adjustable up to six feet in height. Upon its arrival, there were great cries of “Hosanna”, gasps that lasted longer than necessary, scientists using calculators, barking dogs, etc- there was even a question if it might be extra terrestrial. After the initial panic, we tricked Tim Dorsey into taking a picture with it. Then we discovered that BONGZILLA is a combination stripper pole and beer bong. Modern Science has finally mashed-up two of the most storied pieces of college technology. It holds a twelve pack. And judging by the picture the only rules are that you must wear swim wear and fit the gender ratio of 1 man to 2 women.
We’d like to open the forum here to get some ideas on what we should do with it. And certainly later we’re going to need some fine Houstonians brave enough to let us experiment on them with BONGZILLA.
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?Hello, this is interesting reading, few moths back I published something related on my blog, but your article is much better.
Thank you friend. Got any ideas what to do with it?